Wierd things on the way Glasgow

I went to Glasgow the other day. I was leaving from "London" Stansted, it took me over two hours to get there even though I live in London. We even have "London" Oxford. If that isn't taking the Mickey then what is? Some poor tourist will find out to his dismay, is that London doesn't always mean London just like Glasgow doesn't always mean Glasgow it sometimes means Prestwick.

Anyway, with time on my hands at the airport, I took a walk. I noticed a sign on top of a hole in the wall, next to the exchange office, "Free Cash" and underneath "Withdrawals". I went to the exchange office and asked the teller how I could get the "Free Cash". He thought it was quite funny.

Then I noticed a sign for a "Male" Toilet?!? I went in but the toilet just looked like any other toilet, it seemed gender neutral. I don't go into the "female" toilets but, urinals aside, I would think they would be the same as the male ones. When did toilets suddenly get a gender? How can you have a male toilet? You have a toilet that men go to but male toilet?

When I was driving back from Glasgow, at about 8pm I noticed one of the overhead illuminated signs said "50 Animals on Road" and underneath "Slow". As hard as I tried I didn't even see one animal let alone 50 and I don't need to be told that animals are slow, of course they are, at best you could expect 1 horsepower.

Thats all folks.